Mr. Mortenson Quotes

“Ubiquitous…how do you spell ubiquitous?” - Mort 2025

“The Agile Methodology is somewhat like mermaid tails. Have any of you played mermaids before?” - Mort 2025

“When dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was running between their legs, I was thinking about mobile apps” - Mort 2025

“Your UFO looks like it’s about to crash. In the middle of Nevada” - Mort 2025

“If I saw Sophie shooting baskets during work hours, I wouldn’t know if Sophie was shooting baskets to de-stress or if she was slacking off” - Mort 2025

“They’re so close to you, they might bite off your nose” - Mort 2025

“An involuntary reaction is like a fart. When you have a fart, you don’t plan it.” - Mort 2025

“Who’s ‘Penguin?’” - Mort 2025

“Your tongue just starts flapping.” - Mort 2025

“Who the heck is Peppa? Demo Peppa if you’re going to show Peppa!” - Mort 2025
“Don’t call every variable a Peppa thing!” - Mort 2025

“n=1 and they’re going to start popping off and doing the homework” - Mort 2025

“There would probably be like 6 or 7 NPCs you have to interact with.” - Mort 2025